Apollonukes the whiney hippies and claims the Hill.

Apollo dies of radiation poisoning.

NOW NO ONE OWNS THE HILL! HAPPY!?!

Neroon a foggy day wanders aimlessly around, until he finds a hill! <insert many years of war and terror over hill (i.e. The past pages of war) >. As he reaches the top, he gets a feeling of power...

*evilly laughs*

Now the hill is mine and forever mine as I set up a million super soldiers, and I hide in my hidden fortress, paranoid...

As Nero sits on his bench, nervous as hell, Dansariki wakes up behind it.
Brushing off the glowing dust, Dansariki kills Nero and sits down, looking for a coke.

A coke is given to him (by me) and he drinks it but then dies because it was poisoned.....The Hill belongs to me ... :D

Dansariki wrote:As Nero sits on his bench, nervous as hell, Dansariki wakes up behind it.
Brushing off the glowing dust, Dansariki kills Nero and sits down, looking for a coke.

But he doesn't realize he attacked one of my million fake hideouts. And so as he dies from Kitty's poison, my men attack her and throw her onto my growing throne of corpses.

God it's getting smelly in here....

wrote:*evilly laughs*

Ahem. It's *laughs evilly* thank you very much.

THE HILL IS NOT MINE!!! :P

I get up, uproot a tree, and use it to brush away the corpse' throne and Nero.

Dansariki wrote:I get up, uproot a tree, and use it to brush away the corpse' throne and Nero.

Pfft, trees cannot kill me!

I use my amazing creativity to kill Dansariki.

Teh End.

Not "teh end" but far from it. Apollo declares war, and borrows his friend Hades's sythe, with which he uses to decapitate Nero.

"Impressive," remarks Dansariki, "but goodbye now."
This time using the tree as a baseball bat, Dansariki send the sun god flying.
Not supposed to kill em, just make em go away.

When I got brushed away by Dansariki's tree , I got swept all the way to a military base where I convinced some people to fly me back to the hill and then drop an atomic bomb resulting in everyone's death....

The hill is mine!!! :D

emerging from my fallout shelter, I slice kitty into small neat chunks with my katana.
Mine!

A hand emerges from the ground, grasps DC's leg, and swings him into the ground...

The hill be mine...

While you all fight on the fake Hill I created, I watch from my mighty fortress on the REAL hill, laughing my behind off. Becoming bored, I press a button and I nuke you all. The Evil Emperor Nero wins.

Teh End.

Edit: This could be a funny post the admins would make to lock this thread....

... Please don't actually lock it.

Livid that I'd been tricked, I pick up my...screwdriver and take Nero's fortress apart.
The I stab him through the eye with it.
Mine!

I walk up the Hill and incinerate David.

Mine.

I kick the sun god in his sun god nuts.

Mine.

I neuter the Cat and shoot him.

My Hill.

I regrow my gentleman's area and change history so Apollo was in this car

(only not as lucky as the dudes who actually were in that car :P)